Leo

F—: You would kiss yourself if you could. Secretly, you’ve always wondered what it would be like to date someone nearly identical to you. Look no further than another Leo! This will quickly evolve into an egotistical battle to determine superitory.

 

M: One word: SEX. Sagittarius is a firecracker in the streets but a freak in the sheets. You may have met your match, Leo. 

K: Aquarius isn’t willing to give you the attention you crave. They’re borderline robotic when they’re around you. This air sign sucks all the air out of the room every time you crack a joke.

 

Leos gravitate to being the center of attention like a moth to a flame. Pick something completely random like karaoke! They love show business and probably know all the moves to a Beyoncé song or four.

 

Any initial reluctance will melt away the moment they get a microphone in their hands. A Star Is Born…