F—: Passionate with a dash of psycho is exactly what you’re looking for in a Scorpio. You can pick each other’s brains all night long. It’s intense and satisfying … for a while.


M: Who else is cut from the same cloth of pragmatism, self-improvement and clear-eyed realism? Capricorn! You both like commitment and you’re both prepared to work your asses off for it.


K: Aries are more immature than someone of your magnitude can digest. You’ll start feeling like their parent with all the constant “I told you so’s.”


Stay away from any “forced fun.” Give them plenty of notice ahead of time because Virgos don’t operate on a same-day basis. Hash out the details with them from start to finish.


What can they say? They’re a bit controlling. They’re simple creatures, really. Less is more.