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“Slanging Books”
A young college student drops a stack of books off at the check-out counter. He says to the clerk, “Miss, I would like to pay for my books with two dime bags.” The clerk, taken […]
Articles by Jabari Kiongozi
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Plan B for Men
A recent article in USA Today linked “too much TV to low sperm count.” Well hot damn. Slide me the remote! Why am I so enthusiastic? Because low sperm count doesn’t equal shooting blanks. Researchers “could […]
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Blackboard vs Keyboard
Online colleges with frequently aired commercials are easily laughed out. No punch line needed. But what the heck, I got a few. “Online degrees are like Kroger Brand products: inexpensive and convenient to everybody. Matter […]
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We buy gold and gold-diggers
Love is priceless. Lust is but a bid away.
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Long Live 2013!
Saturday, May 11, members of Georgia State University’s largest graduating class received their diplomas during Georgia State’s spring commencement ceremony at the Georgia Dome. Congratulations to the 2013’ centennial class! Welp, they’re gone and there’s […]
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Welcome Back
Welcome back classy cats. Feeling re-juiced? Hung-over still? Never left in the first place? Either way, the parking decks have awaited your return. They’ve been awfully lonely without you. You made the right decision not […]
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Just For Laughs – IDGAF
You know what the week of class before spring break and American Idol have in common? People stopped caring. I’m suffering bad. I visited my doctor about it and he diagnosed me with IDGAF. My […]
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The Book Club
I hope this article serves as a voice for introverts. Get it? Cause they don’t speak for themselves. Okay, not that funny. For many of you reading this, class participation may seem insignificant to you. […]
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Dry Hump, Anyone?
Co-loco, la-li-qua… (Beat Drops) “Now do the Harlem Shake!” What’s up world. Now, if you’re oblivious to what I just referenced, next time you’re in class “taking notes” on your MacBook, visit your user submitted […]
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Molly is the New Black
Who’s taking up the spotlight and bringing sexy back? None other than Miss Molly. Most college students are at least aware of Molly by now. If you haven’t heard the notorious line “Popped a […]
